Vote for Hackles!
Preston pedantically pontificates on stochastic processes.
This idea was inspired by our buddy Blue, who works with people who love
using words like "stochastic." He dubs it "West Coast" techie
terminology, along with words like "exogenous" and "orthogonal." Not
that there's anything wrong with that, but it's kind of like talking
to your English professor who keeps referring to food as "aliments" and